dean-ismean:

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

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  • Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
  • Me: Math.
  • dorfs:

    Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

    bowlingforsoup:

    how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

    If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
    ― A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via electracities)

    zeldabuddy:

    travelingmadness:

    proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

    proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

    tokomon:

    youcanlevitateme:

    Patriarchy = 

    • menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
    • Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits. 

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    multipack:

    mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

    kanyewesticle:

    there isnt a time in my life when im not thinking man i could really do with having a pizza right now