piplump:

"I’m against feminism but I think women should be equal to men"

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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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I love sarcastic people with large vocabularies
― (via antiqeu)

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

mariahcareys:

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getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO