how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
- menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
- Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
there isnt a time in my life when im not thinking man i could really do with having a pizza right now